CAT ADVICE
Flash fiction
First of all I know you
love me. That is obvious.
But there are some things
I would like for you to know.
The cat little box. Sigh Could you please get a closed in
one so I have some privacy? I’m a bit nervous.
Please clean it more
often that you do. I like a clean bathroom just like you.
Now it’s treat time. I
want those one that in the commercial that shows the cat jumping for all the
time. I want to try them but I won’t jump. That is just ridiculous. I hope that
cat got lots of treats for that.
Don’t forget treats when
you go shopping. MY STUFF should always be on your weekly shopping list.
I want that good real
brand of wet cat food that you tried. You must always give us the best quality
of cat food. It’s just good for us.
Let me have my own little
yard outside to roam around in and explore.
That was the list of
things I wanted and now the advice.
When it comes to caring
for me, you do a pretty good job but there is one thing that you should know.
I need to be petted up
and massaged before I go to bed. It helps me feel better and I know it makes
you feel better too.
Keep me safe at all times
and make sure no dogs get at me. I don’t like them at all.
Keep a;; my beds clean
please and one more thing.
Can you find my toys? One
is under the fridge.
Or just buy me more toys.
TIP JAR:
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